When fashionable stains and washes of your garment are not related to any current fashion statement
When you develop a special ‘nose’ for kids doe instead of Tom Ford Essence
When the object closest to a vibrating sex toy is the vibrating kitchen machine in your hand to mash food
When your Ceasarean section informs you about a weather switch before the weather man can
When the Alexander McQueen Skull clutch has been exchanged by a diaper clutch
When you sincerley start loving it!
(Photograph by Miles Aldrige)