When fashionable stains and washes of your garment are not related to any current fashion statement

When you develop a special ‘nose’ for kids doe instead of Tom Ford Essence

When the object closest to a vibrating sex toy is the vibrating kitchen machine in your hand to mash food

When your Ceasarean section informs you about a weather switch before the weather man can

When the Alexander McQueen Skull clutch has been exchanged by a diaper clutch

When you sincerley start loving it!

(Photograph by Miles Aldrige)