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And This Is Only The Beginning – Was This My Preview On The Future Teenager Lux?

September 3, 2014 by femalereligion

Kicked out of my own bed by my 3,5 year old kid in the middle of the night! Arguing in anger. Harsh words of a hardly one meter high little boy merging German and Dutch into a non-comprehensible language of utter anger. Accusations of being a bad, bad…bad…. bad… mom who should go live somewhere else. Find another house. Just Go! Intense arguing and fierce stubbornness. Even after a morning bribe, whilst sprinkling his Soy Muesli with Chocolat Flakes. Giving me the cold shoulder […]

Categories: Uncategorized • Tags: Berlin, blog, children, family, female, love, motherhood, parenting, teenagers

The Mommy Transformer I – The Small Things In Life That Change

October 30, 2011 by femalereligion

When fashionable stains and washes of your garment are not related to any current fashion statement When you develop a special ‘nose’ for kids doe instead of Tom Ford Essence When the object closest to a vibrating sex toy is the vibrating kitchen machine in your hand to mash food When your Ceasarean section informs you about a weather switch before the weather man can When the Alexander McQueen Skull clutch has been exchanged by a diaper clutch When you […]

Categories: New Testament, Uncategorized • Tags: blog, children, fashion, female, life, love, mother, social, woman, women

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Me As A Female Action Hero 3.0 – Mild On The Outside, Danger Within

August 29, 2011 by femalereligion

Sure. I did know I get angry, very angry. Nasty, when it is that time of the month. (It is a cliché but it is simply applicable). I easily can bites peoples head off. Hypothetically that is. But since my kid – it started during my pregnancy – these flashes of utter invincibility evolved in some bizarre dreams and fantasies when I even have the faintest idea someone would want to hurt my cub. In my head, images of severe […]

Categories: New Testament • Tags: action hero, barbarella, blog, children, female, feminism, heels, life, punisher, selfimage, social, woman, women, wonder woman

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Finally I Am A ‘Rabenmutter’ – Combining My Kid With A Career

August 16, 2011 by femalereligion

Not sure when I first learned about the word ‘Rabenmutter’. And although it is not a very friendly nickname, I immediately liked it! Probably it’s because it got a certain ring to it, and I don’t know of any other language that has a word like this. ‘Deadbeat mum’ comes close according to Wikipedia, but it does not hold this illustrative link to nature like ‘Rabenmutter’. I am a ‘Rabenmutter’ now. Like I said, nice ring for a foreigner with […]

Categories: New Testament • Tags: alexander mcqueen, blog, career, children, fashion, female, kita, life, mother, nature, rabenmutter, social, woman, women

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Mommy, Wife and Hooker – three out of ten commandments

July 12, 2011 by femalereligion

My grandma used to populate the ground rules to be the perfect woman in merely three topics. “A woman needs to be a good mom for her kids, a loving wife for her husband and a hooker in bed.” My guess is that she probably read it somewhere, but nevertheless it had enough impact to try to live up to these ground rules in order to deserve the label Perfect Woman. The simple life. Nowadays women have dictated themselves an […]

Categories: New Testament, Old testament • Tags: blog, career, children, family, life, mother, pop culture, rules, social, women

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And This Is Only The Beginning – Was This My Preview On The Future Teenager Lux?